Books

Lots of books have been written through Omega SMP's history, some humorous and others vital to the server's history.

Omega News #4
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He's been writing. BREAKING NEWS: SEOLIJAR AT STAR LABS? I think he was there actually idk. More at 2! CONFIRMED SEOLIJAR AT STAR LABS! Cryptic Chaos spoke to him. BREAKING NEWS: AMONG US IN REAL LIFE. More at 7. BACK TO THE PREVIOUS SCOOP. SEOLIJAR SIGHTED! Cryptic confronts Seolijar about memory problems (dementia???). Did he lsiten to too much everywhere at the end of time??? NEW SCOOP LATER. INTERVIEW CONTINUE. Seolijar tells Cryptic about past. BACKSTORY SPILL? "He is very polite," states witness Cryptic Chaos, age 40. Cryptic and Seolijar have nice long chat, Seolijar confirms he will talk later whenever needed. THerapist demon? More at 9. "He was just helping me with my memory," states Cryptic Chaos, age 28, refusing to spill any actual details. Very sussy if you ask me. Among Us in real life? "You're not my therapist," Cryptic Chaos, age 69, tells interviewer Firefang. "You're not privvy to those sorts of details of my emotional and mental trauma." Is that true? Confirmed? More at 12. "You don't trauma dump on your friends," Cryptic Chaos, age 9, explains. TRUE! Very true. Don't Do that. To wrap up this EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW... "I just... yeah, uh the demon was very nice to me, and we should not demonize him." Cryptic Chaos, age 13, speaks out against racism. What an activist. What an icon. "Was he a DILF?" interviewer Firefang asks. "Oh, for sure." Cryptic Chaos, age 87, replies. SEOLIJAR DILF CONFIRMED! more at 3.
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